A man found a corked bottle on a beach and out of curiosity opened it. Out popped a genie who was so happy to be free that he granted the guy 3 wishes (side note: how come this never happens in real life ?). The guy wishes for a whole load of money in a Swiss bank account and poof! its done. For his second wish the guy asks for a fancy red car with all the bells and whistles (I think the priest was talking about a Ferrari here) and poof! he finds the keys to his car in his hand.
Finally the guy asks the genie to make him so irresistible that no woman can keep herself away. And poof! the genie turns him into a box of chocolates !!!