Monday, January 14, 2013

Smile please !

So a little birdie once told me that humour is the real key to impressing women. Good looks, charm and money, in no particular order or percentage split, can only open the door nice n wide but they wont ensure that you get to stay forever. Not having been blessed with any of these three, you can see why I hitched my ride onto the funny boy bandwagon. 


Unfortunately this image has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently. So much for me and my jokes, which honestly weren't the best in the world. Just one question - would you happen to know a little birdie who can give me insider tips?


10 comments:

Nefertiti said...

oh totally agree with this one! being a girl, I can vouch for the fact that money, looks or even intelligence pale when compared to a really good sense of humour. But yes, the trick is wit and not the on your face PJs/sardar jokes which can be an instant put off.

P.S. I think you are doing quite well on the humour quotient!

Neil D'souza said...

The Census department called with the count of the the town 'Women who think Neil is doing well on the humour front'. Congratulations! Youre still its only resident :-)

Anonymous said...

I would like to hop in and support Nefertiti here...You do have a good sense of humor,you make me smile for sure :)

Neil D'souza said...

If only I know who this new reader of mine is !

Anonymous said...

Well,I will haunt your blog anonymously...u cn keep scratching ur head trying to figure out who m I...he he he..GOD this is fun! :D I cn tell you one thing...I am a pretty lady ;) :P

Neil D'souza said...

Hahaha thats what they all say. For now you will have to be the judge of that.

Anonymous said...

I would always say d same 'I m awesome' :D Though i recently read somewhere it might b an indication of narcissist behavior,bt thn i m not perfect,and i m happy d way i m or i turn out 2 b wid each passing day :) philo ho gayi main... :| take care! waiting for ur next post!
on second thoughts lets play a game...i will drop u a hint daily reg who i m ... on each new post u publish starting from today :D game on???

Neil D'souza said...

Interesting game though I must warn you that I am terrible at guessing!

Anonymous said...

Females are females. No point wasting time playing their games

Anonymous said...

Nice to have an anonymous fan though. As long as he /she isn't crazy!